My Design Philosophy

Today I wanted to talk and express the design philosophy of this website as some sort of rules in a manual for me to follow and for other to consider.
The number of rules and the rules themselves might change with time.

6 Rules for a BASED Website:

  1. No page should take longer than 1 second to completely load.1
  2. No page should be bigger than 1024kB.2
  3. No JavaScript.3
  4. No communist propaganda.
  5. The design should be simple and minimal.
  6. It should fit in most and I mean virtually every display.

1. This can depend on the viewers internet speed but im sure 90%+ of the population has faster than 0.5mbit internet and thats enough for me.

2. Shit happens.
3. Sometimes acceptable if minimal and 100% necessary.